Steam Adds Daily Deals, Takes All Our Money
Steam's penchant for spit-take-worthy sales is well-documented, but in the past, we've at least been given time between bouts of purchase lust to re-amass our fortunes so we can once again blow them on a million games we'll never get around to playing. Now, however, Valve's elected to add daily deals to the mix, ensuring that we'll perish poor, alone, and in possession of every game ever conceived. Oh well. Could be worse.
The system, as you might expect, is pretty self-explanatory. Simply check Steam's frontpage (or the service's Twitter and Facebook accounts) every 24 hours, whip out your credit card, and learn to love the pungent odor of wet cardboard walls and the fresh scent of week-old dumpster dive pizza.
On that note, Majesty 2's 66 percent off right now, sending it plummeting down to the maniacally irresistable price of $3.40. “Majesty 2? What's that?” we pondered aloud to ourselves upon noticing it. “Oh well. Sold.” Forgive us, miserly instincts, for we have sinned.