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The Top Five Zombie Timewasting Games!

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Left 4 What?  If you're not one of the legions to be playing Valve's newest zombie shoot-em' up, fear not.  Just because you aren't killing the undead with your friends doesn't mean that you can't partake in the best open-source and freeware zombie titles! Better yet, fire up some of these games while waiting for your big Steam download to finish.  Because nothing gets one in the mood to kill zombies like, well, killing zombies.

Facewound


Why it rocks:  This 2D side-scroller is full of blood and guts.  Enjoy battling the legions of the undead using all sorts of colorful weaponry. The game's beautiful particle effects and "unfunny 'in' jokes" will keep you coming back for more -- especially helpful, given that zombie hordes never really stop... coming.  The only bummer about Facewound is that its a title that will never actually be finished -- you're playing a build of the game, not the imaginary final product.

Black Shades

 

 

Murrgh:  Is it a zombie game?  No.  But this title, which pits you as a psychic bodyguard tasked with protecting VIPs each level, does come with a super-special zombie mode after subsequent levels of gameplay.  Just what you need when you've finished protecting the imaginary president from assassins: Protecting the imaginary president from zombie assassins.

Election Year: Zombies versus Pirates


Urhrhhgh:  No, this is not a joke.  In this independent title, you're going to be mashing the spacebar to raise support for your Zombie senate candidate over the dastardly Senator Birdbeard.  We only include this game on the list as its hilarious story (and suggestion of a Zombie/Pirate governmental system) totally outweighs any other flaws the game might have.  It's up to you to do you undead civic duty and install this immediately!

Zombie Smashers

 

 

Braaaains:  With three successive iterations under its belt, this 2D side-scroller is barbaric in its zombie bloodletting.  The premise is simple: Use a bunch of weapons to bash zombie brains in.  The weapons themselves can consist of anything from the mundane (trash can lids) to the creative (frying pans) to the squishy (severed spinal cords).  And your character grows the more you kill, earning tattoos as upgrades to increase the power of you undead pulverization.  You can even cast magic spells, including one that summons a fully-loaded Uzi to your hands--not exactly the D&D wizardry we're used to, but hilarious nonetheless.

Cottage of Doom


Jamboree: Board up the doors.  Zombies are attacking your little cottage, and it's up to you to keep them at bay!  But we're serious: Board up the doors, the windows, and stack anything you can against the entrances of your little hut!  This game gives you a lot of creative leeway in protecting your domain from the undead, reminding us a lot of our favorite desktop time-waster, Tower Defense.  This should give you a lot of practice for the strategic elements of Left4Dead

Super-Secret Zombie Flash Game Bonus


Huh:  Zombie Baseball.  'nuff said.

COMMENTS
avatarCheating In Facewound

If you want a break in Facewound, you can cheat quite easily, just go to fwound>data>weapons and edit the text files to change the weapons to your liking. Chane the damage, the speed, the amount of ammo, even the accuracy (i.e. make the shotguns shoot in a perfect line). It's fun to experiment with and if you want to change the cost of weapons, fwound>data>menus.cfg you should be able to figure out how on your own.

WARNING: EDITING THE MENU AND WEAPON FILES WILL RUIN YOUR SAVE GAME AND FORCE YOU START A NEW ONE. ONLY MESS AROUND WITH THE GAME IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO LOSE ALL YOUR PROGRESS! 

Sorry for the caps, I just don't want to be responsible :P Of course you can probably find more detailed instructions on different sites if you wish :)

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avatarLinks?

Just for future reference, MPC isn't including links anymore?

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avatarGah, my bad.  You can

Gah, my bad.  You can always click on the title of the program for a link to... the program.  i forgot to include the easy-to-use "click here" links this time around.  A thousand undead apologies.

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avatarYou forgot to capitalize

You forgot to capitalize your i ^, sheesh for a pro journalist you make alot of mistakes <- kidding

 

The sidescroll zombie game is fun as hell... for a little bit atleast 

lol

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avatarsee also

deanimator
http://tinyurl.com/28h8ej

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avatarBlack shades is actually

Black shades is actually pretty addictive. Totally worth downloading.

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