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Phasers and blasters are two of the most coveted fictional weapons of all time. While similar in function, they couldn’t be more different—just like the film and TV properties they originate from.
Phasers are a directed energy weapon made famous introduced by the Star Trek television back in the 1960s, and seen in every iteration of the franchise since. The business end of a phaser deals death, destruction and headaches by emitting a beam or burst of rapid nadions, which is an imaginary sub-atomic particle. In order to weaponize the rapid nadions, a phaser refracts them through superconducting crystals. Depending on the task at hand, a phaser beam can be altered to produce a number of effects, allowing the individual wielding the weapon to stun, kill, incinerate, melt or atomize a target. That said, over the course of the past five decades, Star Trek characters have managed to modify phaser weapons to produce many other effects as well. The variety of phaser weapons is just as varied as what the effect of the device’s rapid nadion beam, and range from devices small enough to hide in a pocket to ones so large that they can only be mounted on a starship or weapons platform.
Blasters are a death dealing animal of an all together different variety. Arguably finding their roots in the Star Wars trilogy (there were no other movies, got it?), blasters are typically pistol or rifle shaped weapons that fire bolts of particle beam energy or plasma, with power drawn from a replaceable power source not dissimilar from a conventional handgun or rifle magazine. According to Star Wars canon, blasters are the most common weapon in use throughout the galaxy. As with Star Trek’s phasers, blasters also come in larger sizes, suitable for use in fixed positions, on fighter craft mounted on the huge warships employed by the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire.
Let’s keep this one short and sweet: A modem, which is shorthand for MOdulate/DEModulate, is piece of hardware that can translate information from a digital source into an analog carrier signal and send it via phone line, over the air or through a fibre optic network for interception by another computer equipped with a modem. The receiving party’s modem then demodulates the analog carrier signal generated by the sender, translating it into digital information that the computer on the receiving end can understand. Magic!
A device designed to forward data between computer networks, a router acts as a go-between for a modem and the various computers and web-connected devices it’s connected to. The router’s function is to examine incoming and outgoing data and determine where it should be sent.
Firmware, which is present in everything from your desktops’s keyboard to your smartphone, refers to the typically small, data structures or programs that resides inside of a piece of hardware on a chip, telling it how to behave. Even though it’s baked into hardware, firmware can be updated in order to provide the hardware with new functionality or rid it of bugs. A driver is a piece of software designed to tell a computer how to interact with a piece of hardware.
So, in putting it all together, when you sit down in front of your computer to send an email, your keyboard’s firmware informs the keyboard that the depression of each key should send a particular signal to your computer. The driver software for your keyboard then in turn defines how the computer should translate the signals sent by the keyboard, making it possible to type out a message, thus ensuring that your cursive writing skills will continue their slow slide into oblivion.
If you’ve ever played an MMO or other online multiplayer game and experienced a frustrating pause in the action that suddenly rectified itself at a blisteringly high speed, you’ve been victimized by lag. Lag occurs when there is too much latency (fancy geek talk for a delay) between your computer and the server/host it is communicating with. In online games, latency translates can translate into a slowdown or complete stop to the action that should be occurring onscreen.
Bad framerates have nothing to do with the time it takes for data to be sent to or from your computer over a network and everything to do with how much muscle your computer has under the hood. As a rule, gamers want to pull the best graphics performance out of any title they sit down to play. Show us a PC gamer who can stand to play a game using its default settings without the urger to tweak them, and we’ll show you someone who’d be better off rocking an Xbox. The more advanced graphical effects you switch on in a game, the harder your computer’s internals will be forced to work. Set the graphics too high in a game, and your computer, faithful hound that it is, will attempt to provide you with the visuals that you’ve asked for. Unfortunately, instead of the smooth, enjoyable eye candy you were hoping for, the game plods along with content that looks like a disjointed, drunken sideshow conducted by someone you wronged in a past life.
While you might not have any options other than changing ISPs or upgrading your Internet service to include superior upload/download speeds, there’s a number of things computer users can do to correct lousy framerates: lowering a piece of software’s graphical settings, installing more RAM and upgrading your PC’s graphics card or processor can all contribute to a less jarring viewing experience.
With the fervour surrounding shows like Downton Abbey and books like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter reaching a crescendo of popularity, the number of cyborgs and androids appearing in pop culture are on a decline, making it hard for casual viewers and readers to tell the difference between them. Let’s make sure that this precious geek knowledge is not lost to future generations by spelling it out for everyone to see right here, right now.
An android is a robot designed to look, and in many cases, act like a human. Despite their lifelike looks, they are completely artificial constructs. Some examples of androids include Data from Star Trek The Next Generation, Bishop in James Cameron’s Aliens, and Kryten from Red Dwarf.
Unlike Androids, cyborgs needn’t be human in form. A cyborg being comprised of living tissue that has been integrated with mechanical, digital or robotic parts. Some examples of a cyborg are DC Comics’ cleverly named Cyborg, Robocop, Doctor Who’s Cybermen and Jones the cyborg Dolphin from William Gibson’s Johnny Mnemonic.
Obviously we haven't even scratched the surface of the world of geeky distinctions--hit the comments and tell us what we missed!
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LaGaspa
March 01, 2012 at 3:33pm
When servicing family/friends computers, even after all these years, customers *STILL* confuse the monitor as being the computer, far more so during the days of CRTs.
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February 29, 2012 at 9:00pm
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The Corrupted One
February 28, 2012 at 5:50pm
Poor FPS can be related to lag though.
Depending on the game engine (Source for instance) if your FPS is low enough (sub 10's) you can start getting out of sync with the server, which is known as choke.
compguytracy
February 26, 2012 at 2:10pm
Please, No terminator t800? total cyborg, living skin over robot exoskeleton.
frizzly
February 24, 2012 at 9:18am
"Phasers and blasters are two of the most coveted fictional weapons of all time."
umm...what about the lightsaber? "An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
ShockerX
February 26, 2012 at 1:07pm
There's a major difference between phasers and blasters vs lightsabers.
Phasers/blasters are ranged weaponry. Lightsabers isn't.
frizzly
March 01, 2012 at 4:11am
a lightsaber can reflect a blaster shot back at the shooter so it can be used as a ranged weapon
thechipper
March 02, 2012 at 1:14am
A lightsaber is not a firearm. It does not emit a projectile, it only deflects it. But the point of the article is distinction. I don't know a living person over the age of 4 that doesn't know what a lightsaber is.
ETNPNYS
February 24, 2012 at 8:27am
Holy crap this is absolutely the nerdiest conglomeration of comments that I have ever seen. These comments take "nerd" to another level. That's all. Carry on.
Swarley330
February 23, 2012 at 10:30pm
Where do the organic cylons from the more recent Battlestar Galactica fit in? They don't fit either android or cyborg categories.
Keith E. Whisman
February 26, 2012 at 6:19am
ah yes, you are referring to skin jobs right? I think they were actually cyborgs because they used nano robots that a test was developed to discover. 1st season didn't say exactly what was being tested or what was actually being looked for but I believe it was nannites.
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Jenova Strife
February 23, 2012 at 10:51am
Anyone paid to write should know this:
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/comprise-versus-compose.aspx
/grammarrant
Zoandar
February 25, 2012 at 8:48am
They should also proof read everything they are being paid to write. But that never happens these days either. Literacy is a lost medium.
andrewc513
February 23, 2012 at 7:18am
I like to make this analogy for RAM vs HDD:
If your computer is a library, then the shelves are the HDD and tables are the RAM. Stuff is permanently stored, indexed, and searchable in the shelves(HDD). When you need to use a file(book), you take it to the table(RAM) for easy access. Once you fill up your table(use all your available RAM), you can't load up anymore books on your table(PC slows down). Then, when you're done with a book(close a program), it goes back to the shelves for permanent storage(file is saved and leaves the operating memory).
Of course, that's an overly simplified version with a few caveats to the comparison, but you get the genreal idea.
Contrarian
February 23, 2012 at 6:16am
I heard my girlfriend use the term "cpu" when she meant the whole computer also. She resides in the Philippines and I assumed that maybe it was a regional thing that possibly got crossed in the English translation somehow.
Since then I've noticed that many people around the world use this term incorrectly and it reminds me how easily terms and sayings get twisted over time and through language barriers.Off topic but along the same lines, this reminds me how much I cringe when I hear people say "money is the root of all evil", or "the proof is in the pudding", not realizing that both are incomplete and incorrect.
Yes I realize I'm terminally anal. I've learned to accept it.
Ghok
February 23, 2012 at 6:39pm
Calling the whole computer the CPU was pretty common in the 90s, from what I remember. This was because many people thought the monitor was the main part of the computer, and so calling the big box part the CPU gave some distinction and indication of function. It seems weird and really incorrect now, but back then (at least where I lived) it was kind of normal... I'm not really sure how it got started, but I lived in a very white redneck town back then, so if it started as a translation error, I'd be surprised.
supercourier
March 04, 2012 at 3:14pm
Having spent time on several occasions in the Philippines, I now recall that you're right about that quirk of language--a "CPU" refers to the case and all non-peripheral stuff inside it over there.
frizzly
February 24, 2012 at 9:05am
it really erks me when your at a computer store and you hear the employees calling the tower a CPU. if someone is going to sell them they should at least know what they are talking about.
aarcane
February 23, 2012 at 1:23am
You should include a proper discussion of the distinction between a Router, a Wireless Router, and a Wireless Access Point.
A Router of course is any device which makes routing decisions about packets on a network.
A Wireless Router is an integrated device providing a Wireless Access Point, a Router, and often other services needed for a network to function apparently seamlessly.
A Wireless Access Point is of course any piece of hardware that makes a wireless network available to client devices, and may or may not be directly or partly responsible for Access Control.
biggiebob12345
February 22, 2012 at 9:07pm
I just realized that I haven't seen Mr. Pib in a long while and that from what I remember it tastes identical to Dr. Pepper. Pepsi vs Coke...yeah Pepsi is for when they don't have Coke.
NineRaven
February 23, 2012 at 7:43pm
Your talking nonsense. This analogy is all wrong. Mr Pibb is clearly better than Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper hasnt changed in years. Mr Pibb on the other hand isnt even Mr Pibb now, its Pibb Xtra. If it has to be these two it needs to be flipped.
4wsprelude
February 28, 2012 at 7:48pm
Switch it up with some good ol' Barq's root beer. I say better then both of them. Just don't get me the cream root beer. Disgusting!!!
codemastercode
February 22, 2012 at 6:43pm
Your article makes it sound as though the distinction between 1 GB as a billion bytes versus 1073741824 bytes, when it has a history and a good reason as to why.
One billion bytes is used by hard drive manufacturers as they want to maximize profits. Since a billion is a close approximation of 1073741824, and less, it allows for better marketing, among other things.
1073741824 bytes is actually 1024^3, or 2^30. This is because the units are built up, using 1024 as the base, with one kilobyte (KB) as 1024 bytes, one megabyte (MB) as 1024 KB or 1048576 bytes, and thus one gigabyte as 1024 MB, 1048576 KB, or 1073741824 bytes.
Slurpy
February 22, 2012 at 9:55pm
The thing is, gigabyte is the proper technical term for 1,000,000,000 bytes. "Giga" is the SI prefex for "billion." We do have proper terms for the binary expansions though - for example, 1073741824 bytes is a gibibyte (GiB). It's really the fault of Microsoft, Apple, etc. for not listing the storage volumes as the binary expansion units.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Quantities_of_bytes
aarcane
February 23, 2012 at 12:50am
Gibibytes were invented in the early 20's by hard drive manufacturers so they could get away with claiming that the Computer Science definition of a Giga unit didn't in fact apply to them. That's why you don't see Gibibit connection speeds, or Gibibit RAM sticks, or other gibi things. The only reason CPU processors use metric rather than binary units is because they're measured in Hz, which are a standard metric unit. They even use Megabytes of cache, properly measured in binary units.
poee
February 25, 2012 at 11:14pm
The "computer science definition" of Giga is what has caused this confusion in the first place. Kilo, mega, giga, etc., are all well-known and well-used prefixes for decimal orders of magnitude. They are ancient. Kilo = 1000, and has since the Roman Empire was still standing. Kilo has never = 1024, until some lazy-assed, unimaginative computer scientists figured that 1024 was "close enough" to 1000 that they should just redefine the prefix (the original 'embrace and extend'), and to hell with centuries of common usage.
HDD manufacturers did not invent the binary magnitude prefixes kibi, mebi, gibi, etc. These new terms came about because standards bodies really wanted to put an end to the confusion. When a word or word component (suffix, prefix) has a long history and is in common usage, you don't get to unilaterally change the meaning of it to suit your needs. With a bit of imagination, you can coin a new term instead of trying to redefine an existing one. This is particularly irksome when the terms relate to math and numbers, which are not open to interpretation. 1024 != 1000, ever. Kilo has already been taken a LONG time ago to = 1000. So either adopt the newer binary units (kibi, mebi, gibi, etc.) or make up a new one that you like better, but leave the existing damned words alone.
thechipper
March 02, 2012 at 1:28am
Although both systems were around before mass market pcs were available we can see where the two diverged. When we had computers with less than 1gig of HD space they were listed accurately in 1024 format. Only when multi gigabyte systems rolled out did they adopt the rounded method to make it seem like there was more than there is to the common user. Even today most people don't know the difference or care for that matter. I don't feel cheesed because I know how much I'm not going to get from your mildly misleading marketing scheme.
usmckozmo
February 22, 2012 at 6:31pm
(Modem/Router section) "...translate information from a digital source into an analog carrier signal and send it via phone line, over the air or through a ***fibre optic network*** for interception by another computer equipped with a modem"
Fibre networks are digital. Wether it be pulses of electricity going into the GBIC/SFP or light exiting, it's still 1's and 0'; No analog there.
Fun article....little knowledge, little laughs, all good :)
biggiebob12345
February 22, 2012 at 6:34pm
Fiber optics are still analog signals if we're playing technicalities. The only way to send "1" down a transmission line would be to print it out on paper and shove it through.
gene8
February 22, 2012 at 5:57pm
What about tablets vs. ereaders? or tv monitors vs. computer monitors?
Wingzero_x
February 23, 2012 at 1:56am
E-Readers commonly use digital ink displays that are way better for reading text.
aarcane
February 23, 2012 at 1:01am
Tablets vs. Ereaders is simple: Is it called an ereader, or is it manufactured by a book seller? It's an e-reader. Conversely, a "Computer monitor" vs. a "TV Monitor" is not a distinction. There are two devices. Televisions, and Monitors. Monitors are usually higher resolution devices without built in tuning capabilities designed to hook up to a video signal. Televisions are integrated tuning and viewing devices, usually with lower resolution and larger screen sizes. The only hard and fast rule? The Tuner. A common, but not absolute difference is that Televisions usually have overscan, and monitors generally don't, but there are a lot of TVs with NO overscan and a handful of monitors with overscan.
kixofmyg0t
February 22, 2012 at 4:50pm
How about Android vs "DROID" since you guys still confuse the two.
andrewc513
February 23, 2012 at 10:40am
Android = operating system
Android phone = phone running Android
Droid = A specific line of HTC/Motorola Android phones.It's not that big a deal, but many people that aren't in-the-know of tech vernacular just assume "Android = Droid = Android phone".
kixofmyg0t
February 23, 2012 at 6:23pm
Jesus Christ you're wrong too. Bloody f#ck I figured someone would be able to explain it but I guess Ill have to.
Android- Operating System based on Linux
Android Phone- a mobile device running Android OS.
"DROID/Droid"- a brand trademark of Lucusarts. The brand is applied to ANDROID phones sold exclusively under Verizon.All "DROIDS/Droids" are Android phones, but not all Android phones are "DROIDS/Droids". The Samsung Galaxy Nexus IS NOT A "DROID" and you are a complete f#cking idiot if you call it that. You can't buy a "DROID" from anywhere but Verizon.
Calling all Android phones a "DROID" is like calling ALL trucks a F-150.
aarcane
February 23, 2012 at 1:02am
Droid is shorthand for any Android device. DROID is a brand name for a specific line of Android devices.
kixofmyg0t
February 23, 2012 at 7:14am
No Droid is used by IDIOTS that think all Android phones are "Droids"
If that's the case then all Windows Phones should be Droids, or we can call all phones iPhones.
Donhildenbrand
February 22, 2012 at 4:33pm
I need a job. You need a proofreader. Hire me.
Other than that, great article.
I can't count the number of times I've cringed when someone says "I ran out of memory on my hard drive."
;-)
