8 Things We Hate About Windows 8
5. Let Users Dictate Services

It’s great and all that Microsoft has made an attempt to integrate third-party services directly into Windows 8 – in fact, the feature (found in both the People and Messaging apps, to name a few) made our list of “8 Things We Love About Windows 8.”
What we don’t love, however, is the fact that Microsoft’s the one dictating which services get invited to the Windows 8 party and which are left sad and alone at home. We envision a future where we can only use Windows 8 to manage a handful of social networks and instead have to use Internet Explorer – or, more likely, a browser that isn’t horrible – to catch our friends elsewhere. Or perhaps some other third-party apps: You’re not going to find your Steam contacts within Windows 8’s contact list, nor your AIM, Yahoo, or Google Chat friends within Messaging (as of right now within the Consumer Preview), et cetera.
We would have much preferred Microsoft to make a handshake instead of a closed fist. Why not offer an easy method for giving third-party apps and services the ability to organize a data stream that could then be pulled into Windows 8’s big apps? And then, if users wanted, they can go about setting up their Windows apps almost like an RSS reader, adding the services they care about instead of integrating third-party services Microsoft thinks they should care about.
And heaven help the person who runs more than one Twitter account or checks more than one Gmail account– you can currently only tie your Windows apps to a single account per Windows user account.
6. Why Break What Worked Great?

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself.” – George Bernard Shaw
Or, to say it another way, there’s no need to fix that which wasn’t broken. Worse, that which Windows users were familiar with (and fond of) based on their experiences with operating system’s many versions over the last many years.
Here’s a “brief” list of things we miss, having made the (temporary) switch to Windows 8:
- Closing apps without always having to use our keyboard (Metro).
- Being able to run more than one app or window on a screen at a time (Metro) – and, no, pinning an app to a one-third sidebar doesn’t count.
- How our keyboard’s Windows Key used to pull up a handy list of applications and other shortcuts (Start Menu) instead of just opening up a portal between two diametric interfaces (Metro).
- When operating systems were more about delivering data and information to the user (Desktop mode) than graphics and pizazz (Metro).
- Being able to quickly see all the programs that we’re running by glancing at our desktop (Desktop mode) versus having to perform semi-precise actions to reveal what our operating system is doing (Switch List).
- Being able to scroll over thumbnails and click to access content – thumbnails now disappear on Metro’s hot corners when you try to do what you’ve previously done for so very, very long.
- Having applications that scrolled vertically instead of horizontally (Metro), which often leads to more wasted white space that could otherwise be filled with useful data.
- Being able to use our mouse wheel to scroll vertically (Metro), and the consistency of knowing that down was always down, not right (Metro), and up was always up, not left (Metro).
- Normal font sizes instead of giant, header-like text everywhere.
- When a PC’s operating system was designed for a PC, not a tablet.
- Being able to log onto our systems without having to “unveil” the damn password box, the digital equivalent of a sweeping bow and a trumpet fanfare.
7. Puff up the Cloud

Now that Microsoft is playing in the cloud – giving users the ability to transfer their files and settings across any Windows 8 systems they log into with their Microsoft Account – it’s time for Microsoft to up the ante when it comes to the security options it offers its accountholders.
We’d love to see at least some information on the Microsoft Account website to indicate which systems a person has logged in on using his or her Microsoft Account – better still, some way to block that login from being accepted on a particular PC if you don’t want that system or its user to have access to you any longer. Cooler still would be some kind of two-way authentication factored into Microsoft’s login process (we know, we know; more security steps) to ensure that even an attacker with physical access to your system and all your credentials will still have a heck of a time breaking into your Window 8 account.
In a perfect world, Microsoft would even give Windows 8 users a nuclear option: The ability to set a previously registered computer for a complete and full format the next time Windows 8 boots. While an Internet-based kill switch might be a little drastic, it’s a pretty big deal that Windows 8 is tying so much of one’s life into the cloud. If we live in a day an age where we can safely eliminate all of the information on our missing smartphones via a website, surely it’s time to build a little more peace-of-mind into Windows 8’s cloud security.
8. No Obvious Reason to Upgrade

We touched on it in the intro, but we’ll etch it in stone in our final point: Windows 8 presents no compelling reason for a user to upgrade, period. If it seems as though we spent a lot of time critiquing the look and feel of Windows’ new interface, and for good reason: At the end of a day of Windows 8, that’s all you’re left with. Minus a few fun features here and there (Storage Space, File History, Shutdown Hibernation, et cetera), there’s little more than window dressing to inspire users to flock to their local Microsoft stores upon Window 8’s final release. Windows 8 is, for lack of a better word, a new makeup kit for Windows 7.
Touchscreen systems aside – you’re really going to want Windows 8, given that Metro was made for you – the quote unquote improvements built into Windows 8’s Metro apps definitely appear pretty. And there’s no question that the future, full-screen Metro treatment of third-party apps like Facebook, or Twitter, or Angry Birds will surely be something to see. But we don’t think that cosmetic trumps functionality in every occurrence: A huge-font Twitter app with one user profile per screen swipe pales in comparison to what you get from the best Twitter apps already available on Windows 7 today, for example.
In other words, Windows 8 is going to give a lot of pretty people plenty of new methods for interacting with their information in a prettier way. It’s also going to confuse the bejesus out of them if they’ve used Windows at any point over the last, say, ten years, and we don’t think that Microsoft’s latest OS is going to deliver best overall user experience. Prettier, yes. Better, no.
Coming tomorrow: 8 Must-Have Apps for Your New Windows 8 Installation!
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