50 Worst Gadgets You Can Buy in SkyMall: The Anti-Gift Guide
GustBuster

STOP. Blowing. Money.
G-Force Big Ben LED Atomic Clock

But can it tell you what day it is?
Philips goLITe BLU

This is the face of a man who just BLU himself.
Photograph to Digital Picture Converter

We don't get why you need to mount photos in a special tray before using this glorified scanner.
Perfect Fit Back Brace

Will also protect you from devastating kidney punches.
Ultimate Spy Wireless Voice Recorder

Note the fine print: Check with the cops before spying. Unless you're spying on the cops.
X5 Hair Laser

Lasers: The cause of and cure for all of our hair loss problems.