50 Worst Gadgets You Can Buy in SkyMall: The Anti-Gift Guide
Solafeet Foot Tanner

Trade your ugly sock tan lines for hideous oompla-loompa feet.
Cell Phone Watch

Graduate from your calculator watch to this equally-nerdy cell phone watch.
no! no! Hair Remover

More products should be named after the words you shout when somebody tries to use them on you.
Defying Gravity shoes

Moon Shoes for adults!
Self Cleaning Litterbox

Send your cat into the past with the TimeSphere Self Cleaning Litterbox.
Message in Time Clock

This clock lets you record a single message for it to repeat at the top of every hour. The message we would record: "THE HOUR HAS BEGUN."