Photo Awesome #29: Gordon Mah Ung Uses an iPad

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Insula Gilliganis

Boba Fett and Jango Fett.. which one do I want to be for Halloween?

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Insula Gilliganis

Oh sh*t.. the royal wedding was yesterday??  I guess William and Kate will just get their wedding present a bit late.  Was just updating to the latest iOS for them.

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Insula Gilliganis

This is what Will Smith and Norm Chan do all day?

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Insula Gilliganis

I just know I am going to have to cut off my hand after this is over.. I just know it!!

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Insula Gilliganis

You think there is an app that can tell me how much I frickin' hate this device and recommend the proper vomit, defecation and defilement I want to bestow on this thing to release all of my hatred & pent up resentment necesary for me to feel normal again after having to touch this? 

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Insula Gilliganis

What?  Don Johnson was actually cool once?  NO FRICKIN' WAY!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon:  I don't think I am holding this right.

Alan:  That's what she said!

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Insula Gilliganis

Alan, I told you this wasn't going to work unless I was wearing a black mock turtleneck and jeans!!

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Insula Gilliganis

Nathan, I told you that using that map's pattern on my shirt wasn't going to make anyone forget about Charlie Sheen's shirts!!  Losing!!

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Insula Gilliganis

 

This is magical??  Revolutionary??  This is a f*ckin' piece of steaming &*)*$^@#%!!  Where are even the unicorn tears?

 

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jaygregz

So I figured out how to put this cool design on my t-shirt using this sweet app but I still can't figure out how to disguise my hard nipple!

 

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My mouth is open because I'm trying to catch the green gummy worm on my forehead.

 

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Alert! Asian+ Ipad+ Laptop= Boner!

 

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Today, I went to work and had to work on an apple.. FML!

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pearson101

Tip #1 - when using the iPad on the toilet, make sure the front camera is off.

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jhonka232

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1098942/Gordon.png

 

and this should so be a meme...

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Renaissance 2K

When exposure to the iPad revealed his origins as the love child of a "boot Magazine" editor and a McIntosh apple, Gordon's hatred of all iProducts suddenly made sense.

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billcipp

OK, now if I transfer the iPad's internal power supply and channel it thru the makeshift solar array panel I designed, it should.... What the F#@*? Uh oh! It breached the containment field!!! The app is appearing on my shirt!!... WAIT! WHAT'S THAT ON MY FOREHEAD?? DAMN THIS IPAD...

 

WHAT THE??

 

MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS!!!

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pearbear55

I let you out one night and you have a fling with a apple. What are you thinking.

Look what happens you have a little I pad.

What do you mean it was a virus.

I say it was a virus.

Thats it no more, thats it never again.

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pearbear55

shit man its bitting me.

 

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Number6

"It toils not, nor does it spin."

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sas281gt

Hey guys, go find out if Tosh is still here.

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pearson101

Dearest, dearest laptop.  I'm not cheating on you.  I have to play with the iPad, it's my job.  The editors made me do it.

 

I finally found an app I like! I can remotely control my laptop.

 

My wife bought this for me on my birthday.  She says its "cute".

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Wareagle

Is George Jones getting me back for April 1st?

What's this world coming to?  You Rickroll somebody ONE TIME, and they put an iPad on your desk.

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pearson101

Yeah, real funny.  I take one 15 minute nap and wake up with an iPad glued to my hand

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pearson101

We're now calling the magazine MinimumPC??

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pearson101

Never dry you laptop on high.

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tonymus

Hey, PC, watch me play Paper Toss with THIS...

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joechavy

I wonder how far I can fling this?

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Dylatron47

Why god, why. . . . .no really what the f@ck?

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doggydady

Who's up for a game of frolf?

 

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lurker

I can actually feel it sucking the life out of me and beaming it back to Apple HQ for Steve Job's consumption. If I don't let go soon I'll end up a drooling moron like all the other Apple users. OMG - I can't let go! Feeling dizzy... I... Oh it does look so nice doesn't it. I feel the urge to buy a Volkswagen Beetle and wear a beret. OMG the shop across the road has turtlenecks! <close with Jobs' distant cackling>

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lurker

Sometimes I hate my f-king job

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lurker

From my cold, dead hands!

 

 

 

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MrBlueCheese

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP: Y R U NO WORK ON IPAD?

http://cheezburger.com/View/4709090560

Pretty much sums up Gordon's frustration.

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AETAaAS

"PC Load Letter?"

"What do you mean I'm holding it wrong?"

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Gezzer

Srry it's so funny looking I can't stop

 

"I did not have sex with that iPad"

 

"you miss one frigging staff meeting..."

 

"you guys told me what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"

 

"I don't give a d@m if I'm being punked or not.. some one's getting a punch in the face!"

 

"what my mom caught me with in my hand at 14 was a hell of a lot less embaressing then this"

 

"turning the air conditioning on high will not make readers think I like it, so cut it out!"

 

"hacking his PSN acount = possible $1,000's, stealing the account's Visa info = up to the card's limit, posting this shot and the Visa bill online = priceless"

 

Somebody stop me... lol

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Gezzer

"and so the judge said this or twenty to life...... I think I f@cked up and took the wrong deal!"

 

"Anon just blew up the Apple store down the block and it's raining iPads..."

 

"are you sure this will get me the chicks?!?"

 

"actually I'd rather be Rick rolled"

 

"sure merging mags saves us money, but I'm still not reviewing this POS!"

 

"What are you looking at?!? I got drunk and made a stupid bet with Nathan again, Okay?"

 

"I blacked out and it was in my hand when I came to... honestly that's what happened... come on guys, really....."

 

"Look I wish I was on drugs, but I've still got no idea how this got into my hands."

 

"explaining that dead hooker in my bed was a hell of lot easier then this"

 

If we have a vote I'm voting for the "this is not the droid your looking for" that one was good. :)

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Eagle70ss

*Looking around at everyone else in the lab*

Gordon: "You don't go against the familiy" (in his best Godfather voice).

Smash!! Gordon!!

 


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immersive

1. So how do you reboot?

2. Stop looking at my nipple!

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Neufeldt2002

I don't care if Mr. Steve Jobs says I am holding it wrong, I'll hold it anyway I like!

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zeroibis

1) iMAD

2) iPAD = iMAD

3) Photoshop now supports iFAIL

4) I got the pad and now I'm MAD

5) New Photoshop feature makes geeks cry

6) New Photoshop feature induces geek rage

7) New Photoshop feature tested on iPAD reminds users that flash is not supported

8) An apple a day keeps the geeks away

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zero_ken13

Would someone please give me a hammer?

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Scatmanbrandt

After this photo was taken the iPad was quickly tossed into a furnace. It then began to sing "I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me, and tore me pieces and threw all those pieces into a fire."

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This makes Gordan angry, He's already hulking out.

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TINGLES

Do we have any hand sanitizer?

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yakmayar

I hate all of you for using the green screen room to place an ipad in my hands!

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williezzy

"I can't haz Android!?"

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"My money went to Cupertino and all I got was this lousy iPad."

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Neufeldt2002

What do you mean I can't destroy it? You gave it to me to do with as I please, and then you tell me I can't destroy it?

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smashingpumpin

"Damn it, I guess I have to use this "piece of crap" coz some of you readers are really into this "piece of crap", Gah, effin A! not to mention some of my coworkers in here are also into this effin "piece of crap".

Nervously speaking... "Ugh, damn I gotta say something good about this "peice of crap" and WHY IS IT SUDDENLY COLD IN HERE!!!!! I can't have a unexplainable horniness from using this "piece or crap" and why is my frickin shirt the same as that damn laptop's wallpaper over there, and why is there a frickin floating "exclamation point" icon in front of my face when I'm not even high!"

"Why don't women evolve to have three boobs yet, Why do double rainbows occur, Why did he climb peoples windows to snatch people up. Why, why, WHY!!!??? Damn, I must really be high! I should grab that Icon in front of me and snort it!!"-  lol Uh, I think I went too far there, disregard last paragraph...

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germanogre

Henceforth, you shall be known as... Darth Apple.

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MdX MaxX

Gordon: "So, what's cool about this is, you can uh, pinch to zoom in, and do all kinds of cool stuff like...well...brushing and, um...ugh, damnit Alan, do I really have to pretend that this thing is actually useful?  I feel like a f*cking 3rd grader playing with finger paints!"

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Opterongeek

After his stint as an Apple designer, Gordon became the first man to successfully write an app that causes the iPad, when tilted accordingly and while the operator is standing on a duck, to make a fully featured Windows 7 laptop appear out of thin air.  Available on the Apple App Store May 17!

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lordmidnight

When Gordon awoke holding an iPad, he swore he'd never drink again. And this time, he means it.

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