Photo Awesome #29: Gordon Mah Ung Uses an iPad

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Insula Gilliganis

The computing future??  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Insula Gilliganis

Guys, you won't believe what I got on the Oprah show!!

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Insula Gilliganis

I am going to need to drink A LOT first.. and get Foster Brooks smashed if you expect me to use this!  Drink enough that I have NOO memories of this EVER!

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Insula Gilliganis

Where is Gallagher and his Sledge-O-Matic when you need him?

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spectrex

Software incompatible with this OS

Critical Logic Control Error: System Halted!

Gordon will reboot in 15 seconds.

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Insula Gilliganis

Using this has to be the 1,001st way to die!

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Insula Gilliganis

Arrrruuuggghhh.. the Steve Jobs' distortion field is changing my shirt!

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Insula Gilliganis

George, you won't believe what came out of that Snapple vending machine this time!

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Insula Gilliganis

Alan, you jerk.  You put super glue on this!  Now it won't come off!

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Insula Gilliganis

Now I know what a redshirt feels like when beaming down to a planet with Kirk, Spock and McCoy.  Might as well overload my phaser and drop it in my pants now!

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Insula Gilliganis

What the f&%#+#?  This is an iPad, not an actual ST:TNG PADD!  You all lied to me!

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Insula Gilliganis

Can't wait to tell my son the scary story of using the iPad.  He'll have nightmares all week!!

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Insula Gilliganis

&$@(%!# this worked a minute ago!!  Did Josh Norem touch this while my back was turned?

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Insula Gilliganis

Alan, don't eat those brownies someone left out in the kitchen.. I am starting to hallucinate!!  Mmmm pretty colors, floating road signs, iPad in my hand.. yummy explanation point.. nom nom nom nom

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allc0re

I knew it! When I hold it like this without a case on it, the damn thing malfunctions and spits this green stripey shit all over me.

What's that? You say this a a "feature"?

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germanogre

"Careful... keep poking that thing and an eighty-foot satellite dish might pop out of it's a$$."

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Keith E. Whisman

Where's the flippin duct tape!

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I Like Turtles

No keyboard? No use!

 

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Dorito Bandit

Must be that time of the Month! Gordon's on the pad, again!

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Cheezy

"I'm going to shove this up some !@#$ing apple fanboys ass if this doesn't start @#%ing working."

"I feel like...you know words just !@#$ing fail me at this point."

"Hurry up and take the picture before I violently smash this....thing."

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riopato

"Why would I need this piece of shit when I can use a tablet made by wacom!"

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deadsenator

   我々は明らかにゴジラが街のはずれにされていることを、このおもちゃのこちらを参照してくださいすることができます!

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WhiteRabbit22

"There are things in this world much worse than death."

 

"There are a thousand reasons we can think of why you should have this thing with you, but mostly it's for the reasons we can't think of."

 

"iPad: A battle you have no chance of winning."

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Slugbait

I... hate... this thing, this device, this prison, Jobs' reality—whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste its stink, And every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it; it's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free.

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Trouble4u

Arrruuughhhhh... By the power of GRAYSKULL........

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christotzke

ANYONE FOR FRISBEE!

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germanogre

double post

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germanogre

"Wait. Before you take the picture, replace this with a steaming pile of s#!+, so I don't look so disgusted."

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azstrathack

One more crack and this is going up yours sideways!

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davidtuerk

"WTF??? THIS IS MAGICAL????"

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Insula Gilliganis

Now back to our movie starring The Jackson Five, The Four Tops, The Three Stooges, The Doublemint Twins, and Spawn the Wondercarp in "Dracula Gets Bombed on a Wino".  But first, how do you get to Future headquarters? As shown by Google Maps on this iPad, take the Ventura Freeway to another freeway until you get to the Slauson cutoff. Stop the car. Get out of your car. Cut off your Slauson. Get back in your car and travel until you come to...the fork in the road.

 

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makius

"iCan't believe I'm doing this..."

or

"Odd... I suddenly have a strong desire to go to Starbucks, order a soy latte and pretend to read the New York Times."

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GamerDave

These things have a projector too?

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don2041

YUK Rosanne Barr,s Maxipad

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Insula Gilliganis

Now as Apple's biggest hater, no one can know that I am using one of their products.  Alan.. what are you doing with that camera??  Alan?  OK, OK, now you can't post that picture on the website for some stupid caption contest.. OK Alan? OK??  Alan??  Promise me Alan!!

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Insula Gilliganis

Yuck.. Steve Jobs cooties!!

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don2041

I mixed Photoshop and this iPad and all I got Was this crappy t shirt !

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T8RG8R

Now that is funny!

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Wonko33

Argh!!!! The apple...... It BURNS!!!!!

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T8RG8R

Photoshop and iPad, welcome to the dark side.

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NoCtrl

Baby it's cold outside...

http://youtu.be/crFQpOCDfEc

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scoop6274

"He created a laptop that created an app that will brick all iPads. He is the most interesting man in the world."

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Davidh258

Definition of Apple's "Magical" found.

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Insula Gilliganis

We are gathered here today to pay final respects to a piece of technology. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, tablets running non iOS operating systems, tablets that this piece of technology gave his life to protect and nourish. It did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate it's profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of this technology, I can only say this: of all the devices I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... craptacular!

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Insula Gilliganis

I don't believe in the use-iPad scenario.

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Insula Gilliganis

I've done far worse than kill you, I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive.  Oh.. sorry.. having.. some.. thoughts..

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Insula Gilliganis

The Ewoks would be so embarassed knowing I had to use this.  Damn the lack of Android apps!!

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Insula Gilliganis

I am glad that George Lucas isn't alive to see this moment!

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Insula Gilliganis

I knew once I touched an iPad, Obama's birth certificate would be found!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon:  Kickin' in the front seat 
Sittin' in the back seat 
Gotta make my mind up 
Which seat can I take? 

It's Friday, Friday 
Gotta get down on Friday..

Alan:  Gordon, your singing is driving me crazy!

Gordon:  I can't help it!!  Everything I ever thought about the iPad was totally wrong!!

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