Photo Awesome #29: Gordon Mah Ung Uses an iPad

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don2041

I used Photoshop on this iPad and look what it did to my tshirt !

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blaklafter

... and I thought these things smelled bad on the outside!

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nbrowser

This is what Maximum BS feels like !

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skirge01

You force me to use an iPad and all it has is LOGO on it?!?!

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smashingpumpin

"Hey you blondie college intern, you have no idea how to use that green screen. Come here and you could mess with this Ipad instead". Gordon eagerly awaits for her to be near to stare at her cleavage. LOL

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heckler40

Gordon reviews the new iNipple, part of Apple's new line of overpriced body jewelery.

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Insula Gilliganis

When in doubt, C4!!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon right before Mr. Peabody and Sherman appear and talk him out of continuing to use an iPad.  They explained that the resulting powering on process combined with his deep hatred of Apple had started to cause a rip in the fabric of time and space as evidenced by his shirt phasing in and out of time.  Continuing to use the iPad would have created a permanent temporal distortion resulting in a history change that would be finalized in Steve Jobs obtaining cyborg parts, effectively being able to live forever and giving Apple total world domination which would last for centuries. 

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Insula Gilliganis

Time to call Mike Rowe as I've got the dirtiest job he has ever seen!

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Insula Gilliganis

This thing needs more cowbell!

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Slugbait

#winner

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rlangman101

I told you already, I can't let damn thing go! The freakin thermal paste bonded my hand to it!

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TopNBottom

WTF is this? I ordered a corruptable OS!

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Insula Gilliganis

Smithers, who is that man?

That's Gordon Ma Ung, one of your drones from sector MaximumPC

Ohh he has an iPad.  Through him, now I have the means to create an app that will destroy all other apps and start the eventual crumble of Apple!  Exxxxxxcellent!!

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smashingpumpin

"This is retarded! Everyone knows this isn't about the frickin Ipad or Photoshop!. Its all about my sexy Man nipols!!!"

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cassco

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE LAPTOP WAS PREGNANT!

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falcondown01

Plus...sorry I have to say....was he in a Plants vs Zombies game because he has a fingerprint on his forehead...LOL!

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falcondown01

You must die, I alone am best!

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Insula Gilliganis

Am I going to be on "The Onion"?  This has got to be an Onion gag!

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Insula Gilliganis

Caption?  Sometimes you just don't need one!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon's new BFF!

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m1k3_flrs

Gordon was drugged before the photoshoot.

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Insula Gilliganis

Microsoft Bob rocked compared to this!

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Insula Gilliganis

I rather be encased in carbonite than use this thing!

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squarebab

Who's the dumbass who downloaded the fingerpaint app?

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QuadraQ

Wow, I'm such an ass... It's actually good!

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fellowleo

 

“Who's the dumb ass that came up with this idea... What kind of a... what kind of a f@cking loser... You're wasting your f@cking time. Total f@cking loser. I hate all this sh*t!”

 

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fellowleo

"Gordon Ma Ung begrudgingly promotes the iPad after a underwear changing visit from the Apple Police."

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Insula Gilliganis

No Alan.. I will not laugh about this moment years from now!!

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Insula Gilliganis

And to think, one day, this will come back to Earth as V'Ger! 

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon contemplates suing Future US for inhumane working conditions!

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wirehedd

Now that I smeared this green stuff all over I've got a mind to wipe my ass with it and throw it at those dumb-asses for putting it on my desk in the first place!

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Insula Gilliganis

Photoshopped!!  Gordon would NEVER use an iPad!!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon silently hums to himself "You don't always get what you want.."

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon in the process of jumping the shark at his time with MaximumPC!

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Insula Gilliganis

This is WRONG on so many levels that I need Wolfram Mathematica to calculate the number!  I should get at least 5 podcast rants out of this!

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Insula Gilliganis

Steve Jobs' ultimate revenge.. a quantum teleportation booby trapped iPad that digitizes Gordon into the iPad where Gordon lives the rest of his life helping the pigs gain their freedom against those angry birds until the nonremovable battery dies!

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Insula Gilliganis

This would be a great tablet.. for the Amish!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon dreaming his worst nightmare.. the rest of the MaximumPC staff get turned into Apple loving zombies and picks the iPad2 as the basis of the 2011 Dream Machine.  And when Gordon overclocks it's ARM processor, all the magical properties fly out over his favorite shirt!

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Keith E. Whisman

I know it'll blend but will it bounce?

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festiva_man

I wonder what will happen if I hold this in my left hand?

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon, this is not the tablet you are looking for!

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supercourier

…Deadlines and they hand me this Steve Jobs-skinny £ῦ©:∏₲ Etch-a-Sketch???...

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Insula Gilliganis

We've secretly replaced Gordon's netbook with an iPad.  Let's see if he notices.  Yes.. his shirt starting to catch on fire must mean he notices!

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sbp34

>My name is Gordon Mah Ung

Hello Gordon Mah Ung, my name is Steve Jobs

>Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?

Yes

>Can you tell me?

No

But I can show you

Opening consolidated.db...

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Insula Gilliganis

I can't believe Jack-In-The-Box screwed up my Taco order!

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Insula Gilliganis

Alan, I just know you're going to upload that pic to FAILBLOG!

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Insula Gilliganis

Gordon keeps trying to remind himself.. "I'm a PC.. I'm a PC.."

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Insula Gilliganis

Alan, I told you not to make me angry.  You won't like me when I'm angry!  I just might rant!

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Insula Gilliganis

Down the hallway, Gordon hears.. "Bring out yer dead..."

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