Photo Awesome #29: Gordon Mah Ung Uses an iPad

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thechipper

Charlie Miller step aside. Imma show you how MaximumPC beats the shit out of an Apple product.

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pearson101

Ipad, in a low soothing voice:

- Gordon, you are getting very sleepy

- The Ipad is king

- You will fight to become senior editor

- Steve Jobs IS God

- Apple is the future of computing

- You will have a summer swimsuit issue

- You will change the name of the magazine to MaximumApple

- When you wake up you will feel refreshed and ready to move your readers to the Apple/Mac world

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MikeE

Look, you can see Gord's IQ drop while he holds the Ipad. The only thing that is going on his head is "I want a cookie" His nipples are hard just thinking about the soft dough and huge chocolate chips.

The caption should be "Ipad : For those less gifted people" or "Ipad: proudly lowering people's IQ since 2010"

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pearson101

IPAD "You had me at hello"

Gordon's response - Nipple hardens

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szore

From the look of Gordon's titty, they must have had the air cranked up!

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szore

"This thing flies just like a frisbee! Watch!"

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szore

"Hey Jon! Catch!"

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Marble Eye

"Just because you're the world's most Kick-Ass laptop doesn't mean you can go around handing out business cards"

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BigKevP79

At last I have you assholes in where I want you!  Ok Technorati, say Steve Jobs is the Devil or Im throwing this piece of shit under the bus.  Better yet, I will flush it out of the airlock!

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szore

"Where the fuck is the keyboard on this thing!"

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Anthony010

"This thing is getting so hot i could practically use it as a seat warmer!"

"Gordon: Hey Alan is there any certain way to hold this piece of crap? ive about had it with this!

Alan: Gordon, maybe you should just put it back in the box..."

"When Amber said she was getting an iPad, i didnt think this is what she meant..."

"Why is this in our lab guys?"

 

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Severian

That's it! This thing's going out the air lock!

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GordonGenius

That's me! wait, wrong Gordon. Apple's gotta get Flash for their devices, and Java, and Unity.

 

 

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kmd45heels

Hurry Scottie! the alien has my hand, beam it into deep space FAST!!!!!

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HawgPhixer

Odd shape for a Frisbee? Oh well, let's go try it.

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TerribleToaster

I sense a disturbance in the force..."

or

"Yes, there is no Flash, Gordon."

 

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noori

Those are really nice and even I was too planning to get those one very quickly.

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wolfing

"Are you sure this thing will help me get chicks?"

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tallpaul02

"What?!  What do you mean, I'm holding it wrong?!"

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djjackson

How about this caption:

"The eyes say no, but the nipple says YES!"

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rmeasles

Gordon debuts his new iMad app.

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pearson101

Hey boss, I tried out that proctology app you sent me, pretty weird but I just did what it said…….What do you mean it’s a joke app?…. THE PICTURES WENT WHERE!!!!!!????

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kenkendall56

And you want me to put this thing where?

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Wes Dillon

time to test the frisbee app

 

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david curry

Is it hot in here... or is it just me?

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Tegah56

"I don't care what kind of sauce you put on it. It still taste like chicken!"

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Turbodog

"Dammit, Miss Acer. I warned you to keep a condom in your purse before you went out with that Newton fellow from Cupertino!"

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rcarballo

Gordon: Cut it out guys---WTF is the keyboard?!?

 

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pearson101

O.K. I did what you told me.  I took out the A5 processor and most of the internals, then installed a Sandy Bridge CPU, hardwired in the latest ATI Graphics board, 16 gig of ram, two 240 gig SSDs in a raid 0 config and powered it all with a lithium ion cell from the company Toyota Prius.  But there is no way I’m writing an article titled “Gordon Torture Tests His Own Personal MaxiPad”.

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szore

Brevity is the essence of wit.

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NJ19

Gordon: " I swear PC I only used it once!  Please take me back my love!?"

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pearson101

This piece of crap IPad must be broke.  No matter what I put in it comes back with "Your services are no longer required".   .......It is broke right?

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rangerandamos

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pearson101

My doctor said take two tablets and see him in the morning, but I could barely get down one.

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billcheese5

WHAT THE-HOW IS THIS-DAMN YOU JOBS!!!!

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Carlidan

Just wrong. Anyone using a Ipad. Just kidding. Maybe.

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Buddhistpalm2

"WTF!!! I feel like a Mac user being forced to use a multi-button gaming mouse!!!"

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Raswan

We get to find out who won this thing, and ridicule you for the obviously bad (by which we mean not ours) quotes you chose?

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sewfine

I sure wish I had a nap for that ...

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Tankren

Gordon + Toilet + iPad2 + Glossy screen = Haunting images.
Gordon discovers that somethings you can never unsee.

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db302

I reched for the box that said "For Hemorrhoid Flare Up" and I get THIS!!!

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tempster

You've got green on you.

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andresau

"Y U NO WORK!?"

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cgamer

OK, I touched it, now give me back my car keys d@##iit!!!!!!!

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someuid

"Seeing we're out of toilet paper, and I have to do a #2, this will have to do."

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knight_25

WTF is this this thing.

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knight_25

God Damn it Steve....

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jwstout

I'm beyond rant at this point...the freaking iPad is truly the "Kobayashi Maru"

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torquemator

[Gordon] And finally, here's how you can really make your mobile Photoshop edits REALLY fly!  *flips ipad like a frisbee into a nearby wall*

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willenbrechtal

Ewww.  I think I got iTunes on me.

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