Photo Awesome #20: Name That Hardware!
As you can no doubt imagine, sifting through products we've received from the past can be a hilarious experience. But every now and again we'll un-earth things that make us go, "wait, what?". So we decided to give you a quick geek quiz to round out your week. Have a look at the following four items, and see if you can tell us what they are, or more importantly, why they're hilarious.
Hit up the comments with all your guesses, and stay tuned, 'cause on Tuesday, we'll reveal all the answers for you, as only Gordon Mah Ung could write them. Have a phenomenal weekend guys, we'll see you next week!




We had to blur out the manufacturer on this one, otherwise, it'd just be too easy.
Hit up the comments with all your guesses, and stay tuned, 'cause on Tuesday, we'll reveal all the answers for you, as only Gordon Mah Ung could write them. Have a phenomonal weekend guys, we'll see you next week!
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pcnutcase
March 14, 2011 at 7:08am
- A controller card for a microwave
- A DirectPorn card from Primus International.
- Bottle opener
- Semen Sample petri dish - automatic tray dispersal
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tedpjr
February 23, 2011 at 8:45am
Gigabyte Intel P4 845 motherboard
Nvidia GeForce 5900 series card
RDRAM memory card
Kenwood CD-Rom
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frizzly
February 22, 2011 at 4:10pm
1. motherboard with a vertical pci slot
2. a 5800 video card with no fan
3. RAMBUS with an I/O controller hub chip
4. Kenwood 40x multi beam drive, Loud as @$#%
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DarkMatter
February 22, 2011 at 2:23pm
The motherboard - Gigabyte GA-8INXP - this had many spin offs - one that ran AMD chips and one that had Ultra SCSI - they used the hell out of that platflorm - owned one .. didnt need the DPS - wasn't overclocking.
--Video card - FX-590 ultra (Gen 1 AGP - notice the two notches .. )
--Memory module - I venture a guess - Cache Ram for Pentium1 machines - a carry over from the i486 technology.
Ahh .. good ol kenwood - tripple beam technology - a drive way ahead of its optica time .. and most media on the market back in the day.
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Roarman
February 22, 2011 at 2:16pm
Gogabyte GA-SINXP-1394 Motherboard
MSI 600-126 FX5800
Intel chipset FW82805AA
Kenwood DVD ROM drive
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andrewc513
February 21, 2011 at 10:35pm
What losers had the FX 5800? I had a FX 5900 flashed w/ the FX5900 Ultra BIOS, ROCKING Doom 3 back in the day, baby!
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trhl4589
February 21, 2011 at 8:49pm
1:MOTHERBOARD 478 PPL
2:graphics card
3: new southbridge chipset
4 kenwood dvd drive
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GreekGodofRoto
February 21, 2011 at 1:28pm
#1 The failed BTX design motherboard
#2 GeForce FX5800
#3 RDRAM
#4 Kenwood 72x
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Lord Omega
February 20, 2011 at 10:43pm
1: Not sure what board but looks like a socket 478 or maybe a AMD board IDK
2. 5800, Who could forget that piece of crap?
3. Pentium II slot type - My guess, with Rambus L2 cache
4. Not even a clue
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Thal
February 20, 2011 at 8:14pm
1. Dont know, but theres some weird slot next to the CPU socket.
2. Leafblower (?)
3. RamBus (?)
4. No idea
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wildarr
February 19, 2011 at 8:42pm
1) Gigabyte GA-8INXP?
2)Dell NV34 128MB AGP w/TV-Out
3) ????
4) Kenwood's 52X True-XTM IDE CDROM?
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mofitgti
February 19, 2011 at 7:37pm
1) origional layout for monopoly board
2) caveman hair dryer
3) quantum time module
4) new age pizza pop toaster
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Vad3K
February 19, 2011 at 4:34pm
1. Gigabyte GA-SINXP1394(GA-8SQ800 Ultra2)
2. Nvidia GeForceFX 5800
3. 512mb RDRAM with 4x Samsung 128bm SDRAM chips and Intel MTH (to allow using RDRAM interface with SDRAM chips)
4. Kenwood True-X CDROM
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MdX MaxX
February 19, 2011 at 3:57pm
1) I don't know motherboards; all I can say is lol SiS integrated graphics and lol AGP.
2) An old Radeon? I don't know.
3) One of those old CPUs that look like RAM sticks? Or am I too outside the box?
4) There are different kinds of CD-ROM drives? [/sarcasm]
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Keith E. Whisman
February 21, 2011 at 3:16am
That's not SiS integrated graphics, that's a SiS chipset. The SiS chipset wasn't the fastest and most powerful chipset for the P4 platform. That 8X AGP slot was for enthusiast level graphics hardware.
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livebriand
February 19, 2011 at 12:43pm
Motherboard, graphics card, RAM, CD-Rom drive... that's all I know.
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RyanMM
February 19, 2011 at 12:27pm
I had one of those True-X drives - It was AWESOME. The only thing hilarious about that drive was the failure rate. Mine lasted a few years, so I felt like I got my money's worth. And it really WAS that much faster than most other drives. I remember MaxPC (or was it boot at the time?) had the benchmarks to prove it.
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Dexter243
February 19, 2011 at 9:28am
pentem pro mother bord
rambuss
fx 5700
kenwood trueX multy lazer cd rom (i had one )
the first 3 are my best gess
the last i had it and it worked ok for me but every now and then you run in to media it just did not like
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Number Six
February 18, 2011 at 11:13pm
No. 3: Intel MTH (Memory Translator Hub) chip, which supposedly let you use DIMMs on a i820 chipset. Although I'm baffled as to how or why it is stuck on an RIMM that isn't a riser card. Looks like someone was trying to design a RIMM with DRAM, maybe for use on i820 boards that only had RIMM slots? Weird.
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AETAaAS
February 19, 2011 at 10:10am
This makes a little more sense... I saw a few guesses that it was RAM, in particular; RD RAM. My experience with RD RAM was that it was apparently so hot that it was always shipped with a heat dissipator. But I'm not sure. xD
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Tedster
February 18, 2011 at 9:26pm
These are all from a "tech blunders" article I remember them publishing a few years back.
Ted
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ddz49
February 18, 2011 at 7:26pm
1. No idea, but from the comments it's the Gigabyte GA-SINXP1394 Motherboard (thanks to dentaku).
2. OMG THE LEAF BLOWER (or Dust Buster, GeForce 5800 FX)!!!
3. OMFG RDRAM!!!
4. I had no idea, but a look at the comments told me that it was a Kenwood Multilaser CD-ROM (thanks to MeanSquare).
Isn't it funny how I knew the most controversial ones?
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dentaku
February 18, 2011 at 5:24pm
That Gigabyte GA-SINXP1394 Motherboard has a stupid proprietary 3-phase power circuit DPVRM daughter card. http://i.neoseeker.com/a/gasinxp1394/DSCF0008_640.jpg
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MeanSquare
February 18, 2011 at 5:07pm
1 is a Gigabyte P4 motherboard with an AGP slot, PCI expansion slots, 4 IDE and 1 Floppy socket, and a add-on power supply socket. The power supply socket is the most proprietary, having never been used again in any system. AGP, PCI, Floppy and IDE are being phased out.
2 is an AGP graphics card with a separate molex power input. It's also one of the few AGP 64-bit cards as shown by the staggered traces on the slot connector. Again, it's a "standard" that was hardly used and phased out completely with the advent of PCIe,
3 is a RAMBUS memory module. Highly expensive and obviated by later developments. Probably the most used of the four products shown, but still had a very brief lifespan and a lot of annoyed people who bought into it and had to spend even more at upgrade time.
4 a Kenwood multi-laser CD-ROM. Once again, an attempt to goose available technology in a way that was used on one product line and abandoned.
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thiggins.ph
February 22, 2011 at 2:04pm
1. First Intel P4 based dual channel motherboard supporting ddr400 not just ddr266 in dual channel mode, using an SiS controller.
2. Dust Buster (Geforce 5800 FX, featuring Flow FX cooler!)
3. RIMM with an MTH on it, (i820 could support RDRAM and SDRAM)
4. Kenwood True-X (had 1, well more like 4 if you count how many RMAs I had) -EDIT : 3 I found the paperwork!
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jmb12177
February 19, 2011 at 3:23pm
the first one is a gigabyte motherboard with support for an Intel Pentium 4 with hyper threading up to 3.06ghz, it has dual channel ddr up to 4 gigs, 2 sata ports, protection for 2x agp, raid support, the biggest thing that this would make a person scratch there head would be the Dual Power Voltage Regulator Module, which came as a daughter card that was fan cooled and plugged in to the slot beside the cpu socket the second picture looks to me to be a GeForce fx 5xxx card, referred to as a leaf blower for that’s what it sounded like, if i remember right it was one of the first cards to use an extra power connector, note the Molex power plug that was normally found on drives, before sata that is. the third looks to be a Rambus memory module, this is just a guess for thankfully i never had to deal with Rambus ram very much, i do now that it has to be installed in pairs and have a termanating module for each channel as well, joy. and the fourth picture, looks like a Kenwood 52x cd rom drive that could reach a speed of 6-7Mbs, these would be the ones that sound like you tower is going to fly off your desk, also known for having the random cd explode inside the drive while it was spinning up. That had to suck while you were picking cd shrapnel out of yourself.
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eikichi
February 18, 2011 at 4:50pm
1. Gigabyte mobo with voltage regulator upgrade connector. Allows you to add a higher performance VR module for more stable overclocks.
2. GeForce FX 5800?? Hot hot hot, slow slow slow.
3. RAMBUS module (or RAMBUS controller module??) from early socket 421 Pentium 4 board era. I think Intel still wants this back guys as part of the recall...
4. Good old Kenwood 72X multi-laser CD-ROM drive. I loved mine despite what all of you say. Of course mine lasted a lot longer than most....
That's all just a quick analysis. Hopefully somebody digs up more humorous details and specs.
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TomSnoq
February 18, 2011 at 4:37pm
- Motherboard
- Video Card
- Memory Module
- Optical drive
Yeah I win - Oh you wanted specifics?
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Zharin
February 18, 2011 at 4:39pm
The drive must be one of the kenwood true-x line that split the laser into 7 beams to read 7 tracks concurrently.
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