Dave to Fort Bend: You Suck, Too
Posted 05/02/2007 at 5:17pm
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To preface: Anyone who thinks that video games train people to kill, or somehow improve their ability to use modern weaponry, or are in any way correlated with violent or otherwise antisocial behavior, is completely and utterly full of crap. Well, full of something much stronger than crap, but keeping in the spirit of this post, I'd hate to use the actual word and find myself on the receiving end of a slip de pink.
That said, I think that a few officials at Clements High School, in the lovely town of Sugar Land, Texas, absolutely suck at life. More than that, they should be fired for a gross misapplication of their administrative duties, and offer a speedy, written apology to the poor 17-year-old student they "removed" from campus.
And what did this kid do, pray tell? Did he bring a gun to school? No. Did he drop a dimebag in the hallway? Nope. He made a Counterstrike map of his school, which in this day and age, is apparently akin to calling up the Al-Qaeda pledge hotline.
All the articles I've read have failed to mention whether said unknown teenager was playing the game in class, or hosted the file on a school server, or something -- anything -- that would give me the slightest reason to support disciplining the kid in any capacity. But I think it's absolutely pathetic that we live in a day and age where not only can you be booted out of school for things you do entirely off school property, but that a map for a video game is akin to a "terroristic threat." And I'm not talking out of me' boot; that's a direct quote from said asshatted school officials.
Believe me, I wish I had the talent to make video game maps of any kind. As but a wee Murph, I fondly recall my experiments in making Doom2 .wads way back when. Not only were they boring (Look! We're in a room! With rocket launchers everywhere! And two Cyberdemons! And barrels a'plenty! Whee!), but they were a relatively difficult challenge for my Padawan coding skills. I could never quite understand why maps never worked right, and eventually just got tired of the game altogether -- yes, even after I found the illusive chainsaw-to-lightsaber mod.
But I digress. I would hardly consider making an FPS map based off your school to be "terroristic." First off, using that word like trying to drown an anthill by breaking a dam. If the kid rented a truck, filled it with fertilizer, and drove it through the lunchroom, we're talking "terroristic." But a video game map? Jesus Christ. Nerds are not your enemy, America.
I actually think that the teenager's ingenuity is totally awesome. Power to this kid for being able to construct a working, realistic representation based on -- I'm assuming here -- sheer mental recollection of the areas of his school. I, for one, would need building plans and a compass, and that's just if I was recreating my two-room apartment.
Did the kid mod his fellow school-friends into the game? Nope. Does he appear to have had any history whatsoever of violent behavior? Nope. Does he seem to be an enthusiastic geek who just wanted a more fun location to frag with his buddies than round after round of de_dust? Not sure, but all signs point to yes.
And just because I know someone out there is going to tout the "it's training him to be more effective!" line, or that "no-tolerance means no-tolerance!" crap, let's be serious for a second. I've been playing first-person-shooters since Doom shareware -- I was around 9 years old at the time, mind you. Around that time, I fondly recall my parents letting me watch Terminator 2. Did either of these events turn me into a killer? No. Since then, have these games -- and their more realistic descendents -- ever give me a murderous rage? Or even improve my skills at firing real weaponry? Not in the slightest. Case in point: I still suck at laser tag, and would probably get my ass bruised into a plum-like color were I to ever venture onto a paintball field.
Video games are great, but they're just that, people. Games. Just because someone knows how to rock with a mouse means absolutely nothing when it comes to real weaponry. Or real intent, for that matter. A kid made a map of his school in a video game; someone realize this outpouring of creativity and convince him to take some drafting classes. Or some programming courses. Why stifle intelligence with an idiotic, knee-jerk response?