I forgot this is also in

Submitted by Keith E. Whisman on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:13pm

I forgot this is also in development. The Atom Powered Power Vanity mirror. Now you can look at yourself in whatever style you want. This sits next to the Atom powered Power Review Mirror. With the touch of a button and a twist of a knob and the crank of a handle the Atom Powered Review mirror will adjust so to reflect the highest intensity beam of light back at that asshole that is right behind you with his fucking high beams on. What accidents that happen behind me are none of my concern. Some people deserve to fucking crash.. There..

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Intel Inside

Submitted by MvanA on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:52am

Are they also going to provide Intel Inside stickers to put on the licence plates, bumper, windshield, etc.?

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They can use the Atom

Submitted by Keith E. Whisman on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:23pm

They can use the Atom processors to increase the performance of the built in Cigarette lighter. This little processor will turn your cigarette lighter into a smart cigarette lighter or something. You tell the lighter that you want to light a Cigar and your lighter will get very very hot enough for a cigar and for cigarettes a little less and there will even be a joint setting.

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Can't wait for my very own

Submitted by Syntax on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:17pm

Can't wait for my very own internet pwn!

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What's funny is now MPC and

Submitted by gatorXXX on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:18pm

What's funny is now MPC and Intel will have to start benchmarking new Ford F-150's and such. HAHA, i see it now...."the ford f-150 only scored 8.9 sec in the 1/4 mile and 12.6 FPS in crysis...impressive", but the "Chevy silverado scored a 7.7 sec in the 1/4 mile and 13.2 FPS in crysis so we give it a 9 in the tail pipe!"

All benchmarks were done on a straight paved road with 93 octane fuel and a 800x600 native rez with no AA. Whatever.....lol

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bare minimum

Submitted by mikemckay on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:16pm

with the cost, free space and power of todays cars, i want MORE POWER

as cool as it would be to have a computer in my car, i couldnt justify paying what is a ridiculous price premium (assuming this since just about every extra on cars today is way overpriced) for a low power cpu.

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